Dear my child,
Today, daddy and I got to hear your heartbeat for the very first time. You were super sneaky! They had to bring in 2 nurses to find it. It was 160bpm. They said that’s perfect. Soon, we get to figure out whether you’re my sweet Evan or my beautiful Rumor. I don’t care either way, I love you so much already. I decided not to have an amniocentesis. I will love you no matter what. I...
sfux: i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
odgehog: sherlockedforwho: taintedhumor: this is my blogging face I literally had to stop and smile because this was exactly what my face looked like I like how we all reblog this knowing that we have to physically stop everything to smile. I’m still laughing
I don’t appreciate when people bail on me. That is all.
reblog if you're bored and you want anons.
z1c: being 20+ on tumblr Accurate
greekgogurt: do you ever look at someone you used to be good friends with and cringe
baboushkat: 2 seconds of this played before it crashed and i was already crying with laughter. LOL
gumiappendsweet: my favorite thing about european history is that henry viii started his own religion just so he could divorce his wife
Grades are getting low, the teens are getting...
majestic-w0lf: xxthesmittenkittenxx: random-crazy-directioners: dont-be-normal-be-crazy: blushmydarling: perffume: graceful-perfection: This needs to get 1 million notes seriously more. seriously MUST reblog this What has this come to? The degradation of society (morality too). this couldn’t be more accurate, and depressing :/
I’ve come to the conclusion demi lovato and fifth harmony are going to take over the world. They started with my dash. Kthnx
zosowiththemosto: milkpunk: yapped: jankyass: if you catch me on the street listening to my ipod and i do a swift head turn i’m probably in the middle of filming my imaginary music video. do not disturb. I have found my people. who else like closes their eyes during a buildup and then pops them open when the chorus or w/e starts as if like the video’s starting or there’s a swift...
I thought you people were insomniacs, my dash dies after like 12 wtf?
owlapin: owlapin: owlapin: MICROSOFT WORD HAS A FUCKING “INSERT CITATION” BUTTON WHY THE FUCK DID NO ONE EVER TELL ME THIS IS SIGNIFICANT INFORMATION FUCK THE SCHOOL SYSTEM THIS IS MICROSOFT WORD 2007 I SHOULD HAVE BEEN MADE AWARE OF THIS IN HIGHSCHOOL WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I HATE EVERYTHING you can fucking log your sources into your document and then at the end press a fucking button and...
natured: I was standing in line at dairy queen and I saw an elderly lady crying because she didn’t have enough money to pay for her small blizzard, so I bought her a large and helped her out to her car, and she cried and said ” I hope god made someone just for you out in the world so that they can treat you as special as you are” and I am sobbing right now.
It's my blog, and I'll be depressed if I want to.
I have a kid on the way. I found out today I flunked out of college. None of my friends truly make an attempt to hang out with me anymore. Few even talk to me. My boyfriend is a felon and can’t get a job. What the fuck am I supposed to do?
i never really liked my name much until i found out what it tastes like when you sigh it into my mouth